Season’s Greetings

Season’s Greetings

Season’s Holidays. Happy Christmas. Merry Greetings. Whatever you celebrate, have happy one. Don’t celebrate anything? Have a happy one of those, too.
Double Down in Vegas

Double Down in Vegas

I love Las Vegas. There’s a crackling in the air. Is it the static electricity? Is it the buzz of neon lights? Is it the sound of hooker cards being slapped to get your attention as you pass by the intrusive street pimps? It’s all that, and a bag a chips. ...
A Better Tragedy

A Better Tragedy

What a world we’re living in. I wanted to give some time between tragedies before I posted this, but looks like I won’t get the chance to at this rate. So, here we go. Video after the jump: The end.
Commotion On The Ocean

Commotion On The Ocean

When the biggest passenger ship in the world asks you to do comedy aboard its inaugural sailing, you don’t say no. I mean, you could say no, but you’d be stupid. For the past two weeks I was in Europe performing on Royal Caribbean’s brand-new...
Skynet Can Wait

Skynet Can Wait

Google is supposed to have Artificial Intelligence hard at work cataloging the Internet, curating our views, edging us ever so closely to the singularity where machines overtake man and subjugate us to a future of being spare batteries for them. That won’t be...
Roatán!

Roatán!

Sorry for the lack of posting. I’ve been away. You should try disconnecting from the world for a bit. It’s liberating! And now for a story of my rendezvous with Jordana Brewster and a cautionary tale of our fragile planet. As the title of the post...