Shooting My First DVD

Shooting My First DVD

Back in the Kong! Looking forward to this round of shows in Hong Kong at the TakeOut Comedy Club in SoHo and Champs in Wanchai. These are always really fun shows with great crowds, but on Friday, May 18, I’ll be shooting my first ever DVD. I previously recorded...
The Folly of Man

The Folly of Man

Don’t think for a moment that your cat isn’t at this very second plotting your demise. See the way your cat stares at you? It is just figuring out how you open the airtight cat food bin before it tears you apart like so much toilet paper. Animals are...
The Circle of Strife

The Circle of Strife

Sorry for the lack of updates here, I’ve been moving. They say moving houses is among the Top Five most stressful things you can do. I understand why. You need to gather every last thing you’ve been hoarding, even the broken neon Corona Beer sign you stole...
The Epidumbic

The Epidumbic

All you have to do is look at your Twitter feed to see the devolution of our language. “U hv 2 b kidding me, rite? FOL!” is just one of many tweets assaulting my senses today. And who do we have to blame for all of this? Is it Twitter creator Jack Dorsey?...
Welcome To The Mass Delusion

Welcome To The Mass Delusion

Happy Mass Delusion Day! Today is February 29, or as I like to call it: March 1. You, as well as I do, know it’s really the next month already, but we made a social contract with each other where we all agreed to pretend that February is a different length...
An Open Letter To Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

An Open Letter To Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

Dear Floyd Mayweather Jr., When you said that Manny Pacquiao should, “make some sushi rolls and cook some rice,” I chalked it up to promotional taunting, even though you continue to duck him. Hey, if it adds heat to the fire surrounding your perpetually...