Abu Dhabi Doo Doo

Abu Dhabi Doo Doo

23,750 miles flown. 10 countries visited. 1 flight left to get back to the United States. Can you guess what happened next? Yes. Complete travel plan meltdown. I found myself two days ago at Gate 35 of the Abu Dhabi International Airport wondering why my 10:00 AM...
Best Food Day Ever

Best Food Day Ever

I may be in the desert, but the military is taking great care of me. Needless to say, I’m having some really good food days out here. But the best food day ever? Well, that happened three months ago. Funny comic/friend/culinary-adventure-guide Spencer Dobson had...
Funny Show! Pay No Attention To The Poster!

Funny Show! Pay No Attention To The Poster!

Comedy Night @ The Fair returns to the San Diego County Fair at the Del Mar Fairgrounds on Friday, June 22, 9pm. I’ll be working with two very funny guys, Jason Love and “Dangerous Dick” Spenneberg. Unfortunately, that would make the line-up of this...
Coming Soon To Undisclosed Locations

Coming Soon To Undisclosed Locations

When people say, “I’m going to punch you in the mouth,” what they probably mean is that they will punch you on the mouth. The only way they could actually punch you in the mouth is if they had hands like Kristen Wiig’s Dooneese Maharelle...
Yay! Media Frenzy!

Yay! Media Frenzy!

Here’s a truth bomb: When magazines and newspapers devote some of their precious space to defile their pages with my unaesthetic visage and nonsensical ramblings, it makes me all giddy on the inside part. It’s partially narcissism, sure, but that’s...
FHM Interview, May 2012

FHM Interview, May 2012

FUNNY PEOPLE: Paul Ogata Tell us something funny about yourself. Last year in Singapore I accidentally drank from a glass of urine. Twice.   How do you promote yourself as a comedian without looking too desperate or into yourself? It’s a masterful blend of...