Make LOL, Not WTF

Make LOL, Not WTF

Sure, comedy sounds like a dangerous thing. Comedians kill. Or they die. They will crush going up last. Or they will take the bullet going first. But those are all just metaphors for what goes on: Comedy. Making you laugh out loud. I just got done with a tour of doing...
The Devil and Dr. Dre

The Devil and Dr. Dre

Previously, I proved to you that the hip-hop group Naughty By Nature was part of the evil organization known as The Illuminati. Now, meet Andre Young, aka Dr. Dre, aka hip-hop’s first billionaire. And dutiful servant of Satan. That may seem like a wildly...
Dangerous Fun

Dangerous Fun

My mind is blown! The allure of live performance is the very real possibility that anything may happen. Taylor Swift dissing Katy Perry on stage; a comedian putting a heckler in their place; watching how Tiësto pushes the Play button this time in another six-hour...

Evil Nursery Rhymes

Nursery rhymes, in general, are the worst things anyone has contributed to the literary world. They almost always contain dark themes such as handicapped-animal mutilation (Three Blind Mice), infanticide (Rock-a-bye Baby) or even a possible murder-suicide (Jack and...
Taking On The Yakuza

Taking On The Yakuza

Before I tell you the bizarre tale of my recent trip to Japan, let me first say that the Yakuza are probably very nice people and law-abiding citizens. Mayyyybe. But definitely handsome, brave and well-inked. And did I mention handsome? That being said, get ready for...
Top 5 Rejected Fast Food Criminals

Top 5 Rejected Fast Food Criminals

Since the mid-1970s, McDonald’s has featured the Hamburglar as one of its McDonaldland characters. Originally, it made zero sense to have a criminal as one of the major spokespeople for a restaurant chain. This week, however, the ghost of Ray Kroc emerged from...