Yesterday, I told you about the Egyptian comedian who faces 3 months in jail for a movie he did. Today, we spiraled deeper into comedy hell as the legendary Billy Connolly got heckled off stage twice in one week. It’s bad enough when hardline theocratic foreign regimes clamp down on comedy, but when customers start interfering with shows they paid large amounts of money to see, it is truly a sign of how bad things have become.

Maybe it’s just that people don’t know how to act at a comedy show. It seems simple enough: sit, laugh, leave. But since we live in an era where people can’t go anywhere without hand-holding and explicit instructions, I’ve created this guide for the brain-damaged comedy show audience member. Feel free to print it out and give it to your stupid friend at the next comedy outing.

Thanks in advance.

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