In his song, Viva Las Vegas, Elvis says that he wishes there 40 more hours in each day. He also says he wouldn’t sleep a minute of those 64 hours. Which would have been pretty hard to do on the barbiturates he was swallowing like Skittles.
But let’s say he did stay up 64 hours each day. Then he’d surely have time to see some comedy shows. And since you don’t have Dr. Nick filling you up with Dilaudid, I’m guessing you have time to see some comedy as well.
Well what a coincidence; I’m headed back to Las Vegas! This time I’ll be doing back-to-back weeks in the desert. Here are the details:
First up, a week at the L.A. Comedy Club at the Stratosphere. Catch me there nightly at 8pm from Monday, August 29 through Sunday, September 4. There’s even an All-You-Can-Drink package. Because Vegas. CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS.
Plus, the World Series of Comedy is happening in Vegas that week. But you only need to come see my show because the funniest of the competing comics will be popping in at my show and doing time. So it’s like you’re getting an entire festival for the price of just my show.
The following week, September 5 through September 11, you can catch me at Brad Garrett’s Comedy Club at the MGM Grand. Nightly shows at 8pm. For the first six nights that week, Brad will also be on the show. Come see why Everybody Loves Brad.
By all means, you should totally sit up front. Tip the manager extra and get as close as you can. Trust me.