Asia Tour, April 2013

Asia Tour, April 2013

As US3 said, in their song Cantaloop, “Feel the vibe from here to Asia, dip trip flip fantasia.” I have no idea what that means. What I do know is that I’ll be heading back to Asia for a couple of weeks this April! Catch me if you can. Here are the...
I Heart The First Amendment

I Heart The First Amendment

With all the shady, clusterhumpy, evil going on in Washington these days, this is still a pretty awesome country. I just got back from two months on the road in foreign countries. It was just the kind of thing I needed to rejuvenate my zeal for this place. We still...
Do You Do Your Act In Asian?

Do You Do Your Act In Asian?

“Do you do your act in Asian?” is a question I get asked a lot by nimrods who just found out that I do comedy shows in Asia. When I tell them that “Asian” is not a language, they reply with, “Oh, my bad. Do you speak Chinese?” It’s a good question, though still...
How To Tell You Are In Asia

How To Tell You Are In Asia

Pop quiz: What’s the first thing you do after waking up in a strange land? If you are a normal person, you check to see if you still have your kidneys. (I think we’ve all read that stupid story.) The second thing is you try to determine where you are. Here’s a handy...