by Paul Ogata | Dec 13, 2018 | Blog
I love Las Vegas. There’s a crackling in the air. Is it the static electricity? Is it the buzz of neon lights? Is it the sound of hooker cards being slapped to get your attention as you pass by the intrusive street pimps? It’s all that, and a bag a chips. ...
by Paul Ogata | Aug 25, 2016 | Blog
In his song, Viva Las Vegas, Elvis says that he wishes there 40 more hours in each day. He also says he wouldn’t sleep a minute of those 64 hours. Which would have been pretty hard to do on the barbiturates he was swallowing like Skittles. But let’s say he...
by Paul Ogata | Jun 7, 2014 | Blog
Bigger. Shinier. Faker. More-r! That’s the unwritten credo of Las Vegas. Vegas’ ferris wheel is bigger than your city’s ferris wheel. Vegas’ lights are shinier than your city’s lights. (YOU CAN SEE IT FROM SPACE!) Vegas’ boobs are...
by Paul Ogata | May 17, 2014 | Blog
In a previous life, I did morning radio. This generally involved sitting in a very small room for several hours everyday. As a contrast, it seems that a lot of my job as a comedian involves traveling. Sometimes to locations very near, sometimes to far away places. But...
by Paul Ogata | May 12, 2014 | Blog, Shows
Generally, prostitution is regarded as “the oldest profession.” Not to be confused with Walmart greeter, which is “the oldest people’s profession.” Seriously, will nobody under the age of 80 do this job? Seems pretty easy, just wave hello...
