by Paul Ogata | May 12, 2014 | Blog, Shows
Generally, prostitution is regarded as “the oldest profession.” Not to be confused with Walmart greeter, which is “the oldest people’s profession.” Seriously, will nobody under the age of 80 do this job? Seems pretty easy, just wave hello...
by Paul Ogata | Jun 24, 2013 | Blog
In the TV series Entourage, Vincent Chase had his friends and family fill several slots in his posse: chef, trainer, bodyguard, manager, driver. My entourage usually consists of just one person, my wife. But based on the above photo, I’m firing her from the...
by Paul Ogata | Jun 1, 2013 | Shows
The old rule was, “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.” But I’m going to take some initiative here and make a new Vegas rule: “What happens in Vegas is awesome and you should tell your friends, especially if it involves me doing shows at the...
by Paul Ogata | Dec 11, 2011 | Blog, Video
As you may already know, I am a master chef. After the Saturday shows at Brad Garrett’s Comedy Club in Las Vegas, I concocted a new dessert for the other guys on the show: Rice Cream! I don’t mean to toot my own horn, but “Toot! Toot!” This was...
