Are These Signs Dirty?

Are These Signs Dirty?

We tend to take our languages for granted. For example, how do we know that, “have a nice day,” doesn’t mean something horrible in another land? Thus far, I’ve yet to use that sentiment and be rewarded with a slap to the face, followed by an...
FHM Centerfold & Interview

FHM Centerfold & Interview

FHM Magazine has had a glorious tradition of featuring hot babes in various states of undress. So if I told you the Singapore version’s November 2011 issue (on stands now!) has an Asian centerfold showing some very prominent naked body parts, you might think...
Indo-gestion

Indo-gestion

I have put some horrible things into my body in my time. Absinthe, for one. I even managed to win lots of money by playing Swish-and-Spit. What’s that, you ask? As you and a bunch of friends sit around a table at a bar, everyone chips in $20. Now you pass around...

Steven Paul Jobs

Early Wednesday morning in San Francisco, and the weather was beautiful. Blue skies and sunshine. Whenever I’m in the Bay Area, my thoughts turn to Apple’s Cupertino campus and Steve Jobs. I wondered how he was doing, considering we had not seen even a...
Reader’s Digest Interview

Reader’s Digest Interview

Reader’s Digest Exclusive Interview – Paul Ogata: Stand Up and Be Counted! I had the honor of being interviewed by Reader’s Digest recently. While the print version comes out in December, you may enjoy the entire interview online right now!...
Five Weird Places I’ve Done Comedy

Five Weird Places I’ve Done Comedy

As a comedian, I’ll admit it: I’m a big, fat whore. If you have money, I will gladly come to you and service your funny bone. Usually, I’ll be whoring myself out at clubs and bars. Occasionally, like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, I get to turn a...