Greatest Racist Homophobic Voicemail. Ever.

Greatest Racist Homophobic Voicemail. Ever.

If you’re a racist homophobe, and you don’t want people to know you are, you should make sure your phone is turned off before you start mouthing off. Yesterday, a lady left this voicemail message at the comedy club where I’m performing this week. I...
F#©k Halloween

F#©k Halloween

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the epoch of treats, it was the epoch of tricks, it was the hope of superhero costumes, it was the despair of being Robin. I’m often asked in interviews how I became a comedian, and I can trace it to...
Afghan Time Machine

Afghan Time Machine

Everything in Afghanistan is a reminder of the past. One of the most important things you will see at Bagram Air Field is an actual steel girder from the World Trade Center. This is why we are here.   Aside from the regularly scheduled shows, we took every...
Blam! SPAM! Damn!

Blam! SPAM! Damn!

Don’t complain about paying your taxes, it means you have a job. I’m so lucky to have one that I love. Just had another of my most favorite days at work, and once again it comes courtesy of the US military. Foremost it is because I am getting to meet the...
Upcoming Shows

Upcoming Shows

There are some really fun shows coming up to close out the year, and I hope to see you at one (or more!) of these. First up, I leave this week to entertain the troops in undisclosed locations (or “parts unknown” in wrestling parlance) with Comics On Duty...
In The Car

In The Car

When I was back home in Hawaii earlier this year, I shot an interview for my friend, legendary Hawaii comedian Andy Bumatai, and his show, “In The Car.” It airs locally in Hawaii on OC 16, but now this episode is available for you to watch online. We talk...