How To Punch Correctly

How To Punch Correctly

I can’t decide whether I’m a jerk with redeeming qualities or a horribly flawed nice guy. For example, I won’t let you merge in front of me in traffic if you drive a Hummer or similar Earth-killer. On the other hand I try to hold doors open for...
Chinese Menu: For Enjoying To The Mouth Happy

Chinese Menu: For Enjoying To The Mouth Happy

With all the money that China seems to have at its disposal, it is curious that the menus there are screwed up. Badly. Consider this post an official offer to provide my services for menu translation. Fortunately, until China hires me to rectify the situation, their...
Say Goodnight To The Bad Guy

Say Goodnight To The Bad Guy

To catch you up on things: Dan Snyder, owner of the NFL’s Washington Redskins, has been under fire by some Native American groups for keeping his team named with the purportedly racist term. Recently, Snyder created the Washington Redskins Original Americans...
Comedian’s Survival Kit

Comedian’s Survival Kit

Every profession should have its own version of a survival kit. For example, Disgruntled Green Berets have their Rambo knife. How awesome was that? It had a hollow handle containing matches, water purification tablets and even a sewing kit in case he needed to hem his...