How To Solve The Economy

How To Solve The Economy

Take a look at the news. It’s all gloom and doom and sadness, with no solution in sight. But I have it figured it out. Just lie to us, government! Lie to us. The trick is to lie to the public for the greater good. You know, to spur us on to action. I’m not...
Worst News Ever

Worst News Ever

Ever have one of those revelations that shakes you to your core? Literally changes your world? I have been married for nine years. You’d think you would know everything there is to know about someone after almost a decade of marriage. You would be wrong. In...
Immortal Carrot Top!

Immortal Carrot Top!

If I ever climb out of an Uruguayan plane crash in the snowy Andes Mountains of South America, I believe I will be mentally prepared. The survivors turned to feeding on the dead to stay alive. That part doesn’t bother me; I’ve always been intrigued by cannibalism. For...
My Album On Sale At iTunes

My Album On Sale At iTunes

It was Aristotle that once said, “I don’t care where you go, I don’t care what you do. I don’t care pretty baby, just take me with you.” And now you can. Through the magic of the Internet-Tubes, you can now buy my new CD, “Paul Ogata Stands Up, Live in Hong Kong”...
Paul Ogata on Comedy Central

Paul Ogata on Comedy Central

Here’s a clip from my appearance on Comedy Central’s Live at Gotham. That guy in the bathroom, you know the one. I think we can all agree that we hate him. Why doesn’t he step up his game?