MLK

MLK

I am all for civil rights and equality. But chances are you’re getting enough of that talk today. So here’s a little non-preachy, but still MLK-related, tale on his day. After a show the other week, an audience member came up to talk. Seemed like a nice...
Death and Comedy

Death and Comedy

Forgive me for being so morbid. Most people do vanity Googling, but I enjoy dysfunctional vanity Googling. You can call it DVG, for short. I will combine my name and an additional search parameter of a grisly nature. Paul+Ogata+tumor is a good one; I totally forgot...
Shiny Objects

Shiny Objects

Another political season is upon us. I have come to the conclusion that they schedule this stuff around the Summer Olympics to keep us distracted from the raping and pillaging about to go down. I’ve always said they try to confuse us with shiny objects. Nothing...
2011 By The Numbers

2011 By The Numbers

Considering the average American drives 15 miles to work each day, the average American is one lucky bastard. I sat down to begin my year-end taxes, and as I was tallying up my truck mileage I got sidetracked and decided to see what my total commutes to work were like...
A Very PC Christmas

A Very PC Christmas

Is the spirit of Christmas dead? “Merry Christmas, everybody!” That’s what I was going to say. But non-Christians get offended. “Happy Holidays!” was going to be next. But etymologically, “holiday” derives from the old English...