by Paul Ogata | May 28, 2012 | Blog
When people say, “I’m going to punch you in the mouth,” what they probably mean is that they will punch you on the mouth. The only way they could actually punch you in the mouth is if they had hands like Kristen Wiig’s Dooneese Maharelle...
by Paul Ogata | May 18, 2012 | Blog, Press
Here’s a truth bomb: When magazines and newspapers devote some of their precious space to defile their pages with my unaesthetic visage and nonsensical ramblings, it makes me all giddy on the inside part. It’s partially narcissism, sure, but that’s...
by Paul Ogata | May 18, 2012 | Blog, Press
FUNNY PEOPLE: Paul Ogata Tell us something funny about yourself. Last year in Singapore I accidentally drank from a glass of urine. Twice. How do you promote yourself as a comedian without looking too desperate or into yourself? It’s a masterful blend of...
by Paul Ogata | May 13, 2012 | Blog, Shows
Back in the Kong! Looking forward to this round of shows in Hong Kong at the TakeOut Comedy Club in SoHo and Champs in Wanchai. These are always really fun shows with great crowds, but on Friday, May 18, I’ll be shooting my first ever DVD. I previously recorded...
by Paul Ogata | May 9, 2012 | Blog
Don’t think for a moment that your cat isn’t at this very second plotting your demise. See the way your cat stares at you? It is just figuring out how you open the airtight cat food bin before it tears you apart like so much toilet paper. Animals are...
