Rice Cream

Rice Cream

As you may already know, I am a master chef. After the Saturday shows at Brad Garrett’s Comedy Club in Las Vegas, I concocted a new dessert for the other guys on the show: Rice Cream! I don’t mean to toot my own horn, but “Toot! Toot!” This was...
These Colors Don’t Run

These Colors Don’t Run

Walking the Strip in Las Vegas and I ran into this lady. She reminded me that sometimes we can be too focused on color. Lady Liberty started out the color of a penny, but began to turn green. Many people were worried about her new color and plans were made to paint...
I Heart The First Amendment

I Heart The First Amendment

With all the shady, clusterhumpy, evil going on in Washington these days, this is still a pretty awesome country. I just got back from two months on the road in foreign countries. It was just the kind of thing I needed to rejuvenate my zeal for this place. We still...