I Am Chicken Feet

I Am Chicken Feet

Time to face facts: I am the chicken feet of comedy. Yes, I said chicken feet. In China, they are called Jī jiǎo. In Indonesia, they are ceker. And in the Philippines they are adidas. Taking a look at chicken feet’s Wikipedia page, it seems that I tend to work...
For Those About To ROFL

For Those About To ROFL

Stand up and be counted  For what you are about to receive I am the dealer  I’ll give you everything you need Hail hail to the good times  ‘Cause comedy’s the right of way I ain’t no legend, ain’t no cause I’m just livin’ for...
The Unhappiest Place on Earth

The Unhappiest Place on Earth

Everything has its antipode, its opposite, its evil twin. Superman had Bizarro. Mr. Spock had goateed Mr. Spock. And Mammon, the second prince of Hell, had Dick Cheney. For Disneyland, I believe I have found its Garth of Izar in Singapore’s Haw Par Villa. For...
Truth In Airport Codes

Truth In Airport Codes

“The truth is all around you, plain to behold.” — George R. R. Martin Looking at the IATA three-letter airport codes may reveal quite a bit about the cities in which they are located. For example, the airport in Los Angeles is LAX. The dictionary defines...
Back to Malayngapore! Or Singalaysia?

Back to Malayngapore! Or Singalaysia?

I love Singapore and Malaysia. Where else would I get the chance to perform in the government’s former parliament chambers or be the centerfold in FHM Magazine? So it is with great joy that I am headed back to perform in both of those countries. If you’ve...