by Paul Ogata | Dec 13, 2018 | Blog
I love Las Vegas. There’s a crackling in the air. Is it the static electricity? Is it the buzz of neon lights? Is it the sound of hooker cards being slapped to get your attention as you pass by the intrusive street pimps? It’s all that, and a bag a chips. ...
by Paul Ogata | Aug 25, 2016 | Blog
In his song, Viva Las Vegas, Elvis says that he wishes there 40 more hours in each day. He also says he wouldn’t sleep a minute of those 64 hours. Which would have been pretty hard to do on the barbiturates he was swallowing like Skittles. But let’s say he...
by Paul Ogata | May 12, 2014 | Blog, Shows
Generally, prostitution is regarded as “the oldest profession.” Not to be confused with Walmart greeter, which is “the oldest people’s profession.” Seriously, will nobody under the age of 80 do this job? Seems pretty easy, just wave hello...
by Paul Ogata | Jun 1, 2013 | Shows
The old rule was, “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.” But I’m going to take some initiative here and make a new Vegas rule: “What happens in Vegas is awesome and you should tell your friends, especially if it involves me doing shows at the...
