FHM Magazine has had a glorious tradition of featuring hot babes in various states of undress. So if I told you the Singapore version’s November 2011 issue (on stands now!) has an Asian centerfold showing some very prominent naked body parts, you might think it’s the girl on the cover.

Aaaand… you’d be wrong.

Reader’s Digest Exclusive Interview – Paul Ogata: Stand Up and Be Counted!

I had the honor of being interviewed by Reader’s Digest recently. While the print version comes out in December, you may enjoy the entire interview online right now! You’ll learn some things about me that I’ve never told anyone before. But just to sensationalize things, you’ll also hear me talk about CAT TORTURE! VIOLENT HOOKERS! STUFFED DONKEYS!

After reading, please click the “Vote It Up” link to make sure I get a higher rating than David Archuleta. My very fragile self-esteem would appreciate that. Thanks in advance.

(That’s not the cover for the issue I’ll be in. But it is Christmasy and who doesn’t love dogs?)