The Devil and Dr. Dre

The Devil and Dr. Dre

Previously, I proved to you that the hip-hop group Naughty By Nature was part of the evil organization known as The Illuminati. Now, meet Andre Young, aka Dr. Dre, aka hip-hop’s first billionaire. And dutiful servant of Satan. That may seem like a wildly...
America, Meet Ebola

America, Meet Ebola

Who’s in charge of Ebola in Africa, anyway? My dad? His medical advice was always, “Rub some dirt on it and walk it off.” That’s bad advice for when an 8-year-old impales himself in the foot with a sharpened pencil, and I’m pretty sure...
Rap’s Real Illuminati Ambassadors

Rap’s Real Illuminati Ambassadors

All this talk about Jay-Z being a member of the Illuminati is just uninformed conjecture. Let me tell you about rap’s real Illuminati ambassadors. How can I explain it? I’ll take it frame by frame it. Let’s start with the back of the dollar bill. It...