Kento

Kento

Bruce Lee once said, “be like water.” There’s also an old saying that, “water finds its own level.” When we ran into each other in Honolulu at the very beginnings of our comedy lives, Kento in his sumo outfit and I in my Spuds MacKenzie high tops, it seemed we were...
Aloha Comedy Festival

Aloha Comedy Festival

To paraphrase former Hawaii sports anchor (and former ESPN anchor) Larry Beil, “Aloha means hello!” As in, “say hello to Hawaii’s brand-new comedy festival, the Aloha Comedy Festival!” Yay, three full days of laughter featuring over 50...
HAVE MERCY

HAVE MERCY

“Hey Paul, you’re from Hawaii… what’s making the volcanoes there go crazy right now?” Well, I’m no scientist, so I will offer an alternative (but still probably correct) explanation: Stupid Tourists. Hear me out. In Hawaiian legend,...
Fauxpocalypse Now

Fauxpocalypse Now

Years from now, people will remember where they were and what they were doing when they didn’t die from the imaginary ballistic missile. Me? I was in Hilo, Hawai’i, to perform for a flower growers conference. More specifically, an orchid growers...
The Master

The Master

When I was a kid in Hawaii, there was only one stand-up comic in the islands: Andy Bumatai. I had his albums and watched him on TV and wanted to do what he did. He’s really the person most responsible for what I am. Sort of like the Darth Sidious to my Darth...