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february 29

Mayan Calendar

Happy Mass Delusion Day! Today is February 29, or as I like to call it: March 1.

You, as well as I do, know it’s really the next month already, but we made a social contract with each other where we all agreed to pretend that February is a different length sometimes. Kind of like pretending that the 13th floor on some buildings is the 14th floor. We all know it’s the 13th floor because the elevator buttons go straight from 12 to 14. But pretending makes us feel better about things.

Why do we do this? Because our Continue Reading