How To Punch Correctly

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I can’t decide whether I’m a jerk with redeeming qualities or a horribly flawed nice guy. For example, I won’t let you merge in front of me in traffic if you drive a Hummer or similar Earth-killer. On the other hand I try to hold doors open for elderly women, but I shout at them to hurry their old asses up.

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Chinese Menu: For Enjoying To The Mouth Happy post image

With all the money that China seems to have at its disposal, it is curious that the menus there are screwed up. Badly. Consider this post an official offer to provide my services for menu translation.

Fortunately, until China hires me to rectify the situation, their menus are still a hilarious study in whatthefuckness. Enjoy!

New Beef Taste

It’s like “new car smell.” But cow-ier.

Sheep Scorpion Burning Powder

Do not order this if you prefer your mutton and poisonous insects with a mild flavor.

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Vigilante Ombudsman – The That’s Shanghai Interview post image

Come read my thoughts on comedy regrets, ombudsman vigilantism, and a body-fluid double-exit. It’s all in the latest installment of That’s Shanghai, promoting my Great Paul of China tour across the middle kingdom this week.

Want to come see the shows? Full details of remaining dates in Nanjing, Wuxi, Suzhou and Shanghai can be found here.

Enjoy, and I hope to see you at a show.

Year of the Paradoxical Frog

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If the Chinese zodiac were to devote an animal to me, I guess you could say my year would be the Year of the Paradoxical Frog. The both of us are nocturnal, have strong toes and are mysteriously small. Google it. To celebrate the

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