For Those About To ROFL

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Stand up and be counted 
For what you are about to receive
I am the dealer 
I’ll give you everything you need
Hail hail to the good times 
‘Cause comedy’s the right of way
I ain’t no legend, ain’t no cause
I’m just livin’ for today

For those about to ROFL, I salute you!

Usually when I’m doing shows in Asia it will be for a couple of weeks at a time. Perhaps two or three countries per trip. But on this SuperTour, I’ll be hitting six countries over a month. It’s going to be an exciting run. Here are the details: [click to continue…]

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Showing some clear outside-the-box thinking (provided the box is labeled “Creativity”), Sony Pictures recently announced that the 21 Jump Street and Men In Black film franchises are coming together for a crossover movie. Of course, since Hollywood just cannot resist an unoriginal idea, the entire rest of Tinseltown are scrambling to mash up other franchises and cash in on that sweet copycat money.

Consulting my contacts in the industry, I found that there is a tsunami of tsuck headed our way. Here’s what we can expect in movie theaters soon: [click to continue…]

How To Be A Superhero

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These days you can’t go a couple of months without a new superhero movie coming out. Because people love the idea of heroes. It’s no secret that I wanted to be a superhero. I’m sure many of you would have wanted the same for yourself. At least, your 3-year-old self. Then adulthood came along, and with it came bills, work, and a ton of other things known as, “not being a superhero.”

But I’ll let you in on a little secret: there’s still a chance for you to become a superhero.

To understand how, you need to realize what it is that superheroes do. [click to continue…]

The Least Popular Bush Ever

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Over the weekend, Jeb Bush (son of former President George H. W. Bush and brother of former President George W. Bush) terminated his bid to also become President of the United States. See? Republicans have abortions, too.

Along his journey to become Not The President, Jeb learned some very important things. Firstly, America wasn’t [click to continue…]