A Family Christmas Tradition

A Family Christmas Tradition

Merry Christmas to you all. Every year we dress as dogs and gather around a Snow Lazarus with our living dogs to summon the spirit of our beloved dead dog from the grave. It’s a family tradition! What are some of your traditions?
Greatest Racist Homophobic Voicemail. Ever.

Greatest Racist Homophobic Voicemail. Ever.

If you’re a racist homophobe, and you don’t want people to know you are, you should make sure your phone is turned off before you start mouthing off. Yesterday, a lady left this voicemail message at the comedy club where I’m performing this week. I...
Epic Crowd

Epic Crowd

OMG. I don’t know what a good day at a regular job is like. When I had a regular job, it involved frying chicken nuggets or stamping parking tickets. And I never had good days at those regular jobs. Ever. But at a comedy show, a good day at the office starts out...
Rice Cream

Rice Cream

As you may already know, I am a master chef. After the Saturday shows at Brad Garrett’s Comedy Club in Las Vegas, I concocted a new dessert for the other guys on the show: Rice Cream! I don’t mean to toot my own horn, but “Toot! Toot!” This was...
Paul Ogata on Comedy Central

Paul Ogata on Comedy Central

Here’s a clip from my appearance on Comedy Central’s Live at Gotham. That guy in the bathroom, you know the one. I think we can all agree that we hate him. Why doesn’t he step up his game?