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Merry Christmas to you all. Every year we dress as dogs and gather around a Snow Lazarus with our living dogs to summon the spirit of our beloved dead dog from the grave. It’s a family tradition! What are some of your traditions?

If you’re a racist homophobe, and you don’t want people to know you are, you should make sure your phone is turned off before you start mouthing off. Yesterday, a lady left this voicemail message at the comedy club where I’m performing this week. I guess she accidentally dialed the club, then logged on to the club’s website to learn more about the shows. The rest is captured on tape (in zeroes and ones?) for all eternity. Enjoy!

It ain’t over until the fat lady sings, or plays guitar for The Who. It’s the final Olympic Theme Song… sing along!

America would put a hurting on China if some rule changes were made. Sing along!