OMG. I don’t know what a good day at a regular job is like. When I had a regular job, it involved frying chicken nuggets or stamping parking tickets. And I never had good days at those regular jobs. Ever.

But at a comedy show, a good day at the office starts out like this:

As you may already know, I am a master chef. After the Saturday shows at Brad Garrett’s Comedy Club in Las Vegas, I concocted a new dessert for the other guys on the show: Rice Cream! I don’t mean to toot my own horn, but “Toot! Toot!” This was awesome.

Watch as Cowboy Bill Martin loses out on the spokesperson job for my dessert to Mike Marino. He likes it! Hey Mikey!

Here’s a clip from my appearance on Comedy Central’s Live at Gotham.

That guy in the bathroom, you know the one. I think we can all agree that we hate him. Why doesn’t he step up his game?