The Circle of Strife

The Circle of Strife

Sorry for the lack of updates here, I’ve been moving. They say moving houses is among the Top Five most stressful things you can do. I understand why. You need to gather every last thing you’ve been hoarding, even the broken neon Corona Beer sign you stole...
The Epidumbic

The Epidumbic

All you have to do is look at your Twitter feed to see the devolution of our language. “U hv 2 b kidding me, rite? FOL!” is just one of many tweets assaulting my senses today. And who do we have to blame for all of this? Is it Twitter creator Jack Dorsey?...
Welcome To The Mass Delusion

Welcome To The Mass Delusion

Happy Mass Delusion Day! Today is February 29, or as I like to call it: March 1. You, as well as I do, know it’s really the next month already, but we made a social contract with each other where we all agreed to pretend that February is a different length...
An Open Letter To Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

An Open Letter To Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

Dear Floyd Mayweather Jr., When you said that Manny Pacquiao should, “make some sushi rolls and cook some rice,” I chalked it up to promotional taunting, even though you continue to duck him. Hey, if it adds heat to the fire surrounding your perpetually...
Social Media Overload

Social Media Overload

Just the other day, I mentioned how Whitney Houston’s rendition of the Star Spangled Banner was among the most American things I could think of. It is still the gold standard, as far as live performances of our national anthem go. And today, the internet is...