When you think of Atlantic City, you probably picture me naked on a couch with a luxurious fur stole draped over my dangly bits. And if you didn’t before, I’m sorry but you will now.
You should know that a fur stole on your dangly bits feels quite amazing. I’m surprised bareback chinchilla riding is not a more popular event at nudist colonies.
You should also probably know that Atlantic City was the inspiration for the original Monopoly board game, with actual locations in town being represented in the game. Which means I’m going to hop in my thimble and find that place called Go so I can collect $200.
After that, however, I invite you to come to The Comedy Stop at the Tropicana Hotel & Casino all week long from Monday, April 27 through Sunday, May 3. Shows nightly at 9pm with a late show on Friday and Saturday nights at 11:15pm.
When the show is done, I will try to find that Beauty Contest which pays $10 for second place. I have to pay for my fur stoles somehow.