If you were following my schedule and also following the news, you have likely deduced that I am smack dab in the middle of a brewing maelstrom of WTF. However, as the memes say, remain calm.

I am not allowed to post photos of where I am. That pic of me and the camel is from somewhere else.

I have been instructed not to tell you that I am in UNDISCLOSED LOCATION and safe. There are many people here with UNSPECIFIED TRAINING AND CAPABILITIES who are protecting me until REDACTED EXFIL DETAILS.

So fear not, just know that last night we UNACKNOWLEDGED ACTIVITY with some pretty bad ass NONEXISTING ENTITIES.

Apologies that this post is brief and sounds like an UNCOMPLETED MADLIB. But due to operational security (OPSEC) I cannot divulge any more details under threat of INDESCRIBABLE THREAT to my NONCONFIRMED SOLID WASTE DISPOSAL ORIFICE.

Seriously, it’s a crazy world. Happy to be putting much needed smiles on the faces of those on whom we’re depending to make everything decidedly less crazy. They have a tough job and could use a laugh or two. Now… where did my body armor go?

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