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Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to protect my bookings. This is the business, stand-up comedy. I work here. I’m a comic.
While Conversations With Club Owners focuses on the bad apples among them, please know that there are many good ones. Brad Garrett, the eponymous owner of Brad Garrett’s Comedy Club in Las Vegas, is a great example of an awesome club owner. Not only does he treat the comedians like family, but the entire staff follows his lead. Also, there is a lot of free candy.
This comic strip is not about club owners like Brad.
Nope, this is about the other side of the coin. Folks who are obviously on benzoylmethylecgonine or who should be on citalopram.
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