Leaving (To) Las Vegas

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Hello. My name is Paul Ogata. I am a stand-up comic. Or a comedian. Is there a difference? Famous dead comedian Ed Wynn once explained that, “a comic says funny things; a comedian says things funny.” But what did he know? Ed Wynn wasn’t even his real name. It was Isaiah Leopold. I say funny things funny. I hope. But at least I use my own name.

Right now I’m driving to Las Vegas for a week of shows at the L.A. Comedy Club. I have a great job, but the commute is hell. On the other hand, getting off stage is less like clocking out at a job and more like having your heroin wear off and now you have to sell your friend’s bedroom set to get another fix. Except as a stand-up comedian, I get paid to chase the dragon. But still, bolt down your furniture, friends. After all, I am a professional comedian and most of us are one gig away from the soup kitchen.

(Side note: I once did a charity show for people without health insurance. It was called something unwieldy and forgettable like, “The Smithsonville Foundation Comedy Show To Benefit the Community’s Under- and Non-Insured.” But it should have been called simply, “Ironypalooza.”)

People pay me to cause their bodies to have involuntary reactions using my mouth. Comics have so much in common with whores, it’s scary. Like whores, sometimes we get paid what we ask for, sometimes we get stiffed. And sometimes we can be seen on TV. A few years ago I was watching the HBO documentary, “Downtown Girls,” about transgendered Polynesian prostitutes in Honolulu, when it hit me: these Samoan tranny hookers have their own HBO special and I don’t. Ugh.

Oh well, more power to my beefy, street-sisters in the 808! Meanwhile, come see me at work all this week in the city of sin getting used by college students on spring break, much like Elisabeth Shue in Leaving Las Vegas. But only in a metaphorical sense.

Paul Ogata appears at the L.A. Comedy Club at Bally’s this Tuesday through Sunday, 9:30 PM nightly.

{ 8 comments… add one }
  • Al G. March 28, 2013, 12:42 pm

    Loved ur show at Bally’s! Cannot remember laughing that hard in a while long time u -getting tks!

  • Paul Ogata March 28, 2013, 5:03 pm

    Glad you had a good time! Thanks for coming to the show, Al.

  • Amy Kuntz April 1, 2013, 12:15 am

    Paul, 4th grade teachers from Riverside, CA, especially half Japanese, having gone to UH, and worked at Dukes, love your humorous analysis of ethnicity!

    • Paul Ogata April 1, 2013, 4:55 am

      I don’t know how big that demographic is, but I’m glad they are on board. Nice to meet you and your sponger!

      • Amy Kuntz April 1, 2013, 12:12 pm

        Jason loved your quadriplegic impression!

        • Paul Ogata April 1, 2013, 5:00 pm

          He is sick and twisted. Please high-five him for me.

  • Elizabeth April 2, 2013, 10:39 am

    Just received tickets to your show this Saturday at Pechanga Resort & Casino. Looking forward to it!

    • Paul Ogata April 2, 2013, 12:52 pm

      Awesome… see you there!!!

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