Kim Jong-un Title Maker!

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North Korean leader, Kim Jong-un, is on a roll. For starters, he’s acquired a rather impressive collection of medals. Just look at the photo above… more then the minimum pieces of flair! Next stop, Chotchkie’s. But also, he recently has been awarded (by himself) his sixth grandiose title. Here’s what he’s known as in his fiefdom:

• Marshal of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea
• First chairman of the National Defense Commission
• First secretary of the Workers’ Party
• Chairman of the party’s Central Military Commission
• Member of the Presidium of the party’s Political Bureau
• Supreme commander of the Korean People’s Army


Wouldn’t you like to have your own elaborate, meaningless self-aggrandizing title? Well, now you can. Pick one from column A, one from column B, so on and so forth. Bam! Instant Jongification!

{ 2 comments… add one }
  • Glynn July 19, 2012, 5:46 pm

    Ho Paul, hilarious… I am now the “Incomparable Onanist of the Down-Ass Tug of War Directorate” to all my loyal subjects.. lol

    • Paul Ogata July 19, 2012, 6:23 pm

      I always suspected that of you. Congratulations my friend!

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