Welcome To The Mass Delusion

Welcome To The Mass Delusion

Happy Mass Delusion Day! Today is February 29, or as I like to call it: March 1. You, as well as I do, know it’s really the next month already, but we made a social contract with each other where we all agreed to pretend that February is a different length...
An Open Letter To Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

An Open Letter To Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

Dear Floyd Mayweather Jr., When you said that Manny Pacquiao should, “make some sushi rolls and cook some rice,” I chalked it up to promotional taunting, even though you continue to duck him. Hey, if it adds heat to the fire surrounding your perpetually...
Social Media Overload

Social Media Overload

Just the other day, I mentioned how Whitney Houston’s rendition of the Star Spangled Banner was among the most American things I could think of. It is still the gold standard, as far as live performances of our national anthem go. And today, the internet is...
Paul Ogata CAN

Paul Ogata CAN

“Paul Ogata CAN!” Is that a political bumper sticker or some kind of motivational slogan? Nope. It’s the promotional poster for upcoming international comedians at Parker’s Comedy & Jive in South Africa. Except they mistakenly list me as a...
Bad Day For Comedy 2

Bad Day For Comedy 2

Yesterday, I told you about the Egyptian comedian who faces 3 months in jail for a movie he did. Today, we spiraled deeper into comedy hell as the legendary Billy Connolly got heckled off stage twice in one week. It’s bad enough when hardline theocratic foreign...