Archive - February, 2012

Welcome To The Mass Delusion

February 29, 2012 in Blog with 0 Comments

Happy Mass Delusion Day! Today is February 29, or as I like to call it: March 1.

You, as well as I do, know it’s really the next month already, but we made a social contract with each other where we all agreed to pretend that February is a different length sometimes. Kind of like pretending that the 13th floor on some buildings is the 14th floor. We all know it’s the 13th floor because the elevator buttons go straight from 12 to 14. But pretending makes us feel better about things.

Why do we do this? Because our Continue Reading…

An Open Letter To Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

February 14, 2012 in Blog with 1 Comment

Dear Floyd Mayweather Jr.,

When you said that Manny Pacquiao should, “make some sushi rolls and cook some rice,” I chalked it up to promotional taunting, even though you continue to duck him. Hey, if it adds heat to the fire surrounding your perpetually distant fight with the guy, I can’t blame you. Perhaps you were some kind of genius manipulator of the media, I supposed.

However, your comments regarding the New York Knicks’ starting point guard, Jeremy Lin, have shown me that you are, in fact, a garden-variety racist.

Jeremy Lin’s story is Continue Reading…

Social Media Overload

February 12, 2012 in Blog with 0 Comments

Just the other day, I mentioned how Whitney Houston’s rendition of the Star Spangled Banner was among the most American things I could think of. It is still the gold standard, as far as live performances of our national anthem go. And today, the internet is afire with chatter about Whitney’s death in a Hollywood hotel. Rest in peace, Whitney.

Immediately, everyone’s social media timelines filled with farewell wishes, fond remembrances and bad jokes. It all made me realize we are in social media overload.

Posting pictures to Pinterest or Yelping a review has become Continue Reading…

Paul Ogata CAN

February 10, 2012 in Blog with 0 Comments

“Paul Ogata CAN!” Is that a political bumper sticker or some kind of motivational slogan? Nope. It’s the promotional poster for upcoming international comedians at Parker’s Comedy & Jive in South Africa. Except they mistakenly list me as a Canadian (CAN) instead of American (USA). And if you know me, you know the problems I have with Canada. Hit up 6:45 in this video: Continue Reading…

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