by Paul Ogata | Jul 29, 2011 | Blog
If I ever climb out of an Uruguayan plane crash in the snowy Andes Mountains of South America, I believe I will be mentally prepared. The survivors turned to feeding on the dead to stay alive. That part doesn’t bother me; I’ve always been intrigued by cannibalism. For...
by Paul Ogata | Jul 29, 2011 | Blog, Buy
It was Aristotle that once said, “I don’t care where you go, I don’t care what you do. I don’t care pretty baby, just take me with you.” And now you can. Through the magic of the Internet-Tubes, you can now buy my new CD, “Paul Ogata Stands Up, Live in Hong Kong”...
by Paul Ogata | Jul 29, 2011 | Blog, Video
Here’s a clip from my appearance on Comedy Central’s Live at Gotham. That guy in the bathroom, you know the one. I think we can all agree that we hate him. Why doesn’t he step up his game?
by Paul Ogata | Jul 29, 2011 | Blog
I’ll share with you an experience I had tonight at the Wendy’s drive-thru. I was craving a milkshake. A real milkshake made with real ice cream. None of this “ice-milk” malarkey. Seriously, if you are serving this blatantly phony version of milkshakes, don’t even call...
by Paul Ogata | Jul 25, 2011 | Blog
“Do you do your act in Asian?” is a question I get asked a lot by nimrods who just found out that I do comedy shows in Asia. When I tell them that “Asian” is not a language, they reply with, “Oh, my bad. Do you speak Chinese?” It’s a good question, though still...
