Back in the Kong! Looking forward to this round of shows in Hong Kong at the TakeOut Comedy Club in SoHo and Champs in Wanchai. These are always really fun shows with great crowds, but on Friday, May 18, I’ll be shooting my first ever DVD. I previously recorded my first stand-up comedy CD there, so it’s only fitting the DVD is shot there as well.
Make sure you get your tickets, and let’s have a ton of fun! Call +852 6220 4436, or click here!
Don’t think for a moment that your cat isn’t at this very second plotting your demise. See the way your cat stares at you? It is just figuring out how you open the airtight cat food bin before it tears you apart like so much toilet paper.
Animals are animals. They have sharp claws and powerful jaws lined with pointy teeth. No matter how placid they may appear, it’s just a matter of time before they get all animal on you again.
As the self-proclaimed dominant species on the planet, Man has a hubristic tendency to flaunt our opposable-thumbness. We build Continue Reading…
Sorry for the lack of updates here, I’ve been moving. They say moving houses is among the Top Five most stressful things you can do. I understand why. You need to gather every last thing you’ve been hoarding, even the broken neon Corona Beer sign you stole from the trash outside a bar in Corona (meta!), things you wouldn’t even take the time to move to a better location within your house, and then transport them to another place entirely.
Along the way bad things can happen. Like the idiots you hired from Remington Moving damaged your Continue Reading…
All you have to do is look at your Twitter feed to see the devolution of our language. “U hv 2 b kidding me, rite? FOL!” is just one of many tweets assaulting my senses today. And who do we have to blame for all of this?
Is it Twitter creator Jack Dorsey? No. This is all Continue Reading…
Thank *you*. I'll be back if nobody tells the government what I said. RT @SarahOoi: "Thanks for the laughs, @PaulOgata & @ComedyMasala!"