You’ve heard famous people say it every election cycle: “If <insert candidate of opposing political party> wins, I’m moving to Canada.” Well, it’s been almost three weeks since the election and so far no news about these northerly emigrating celebs just yet. Maybe they had to give 30 days notice to their landlords?
First off, almost zero celebrities who have made that threat/promise have actually followed through on it. In fact, there is only one documented incident of this kind of thing happening. [click to continue…]
File this under, “It Would Be Funny If It Were Not Sadly Real.”
If you yell “sooey” the pigs will come running, and the recent election of Donald Trump has summoned the hogs in ways both expected and unforeseen. With the KKK’s endorsement of Trump we could have easily seen the rise of white nationalists. They’re also known as the “alt-right” as they like to call themselves, likely because white supremacists are largely incapable of spelling “supremacists.”
America! It’s still the dream destination of choice for the world. Okay, so the new guy might not be as high on immigrants as Neil Diamond was. Well, that won’t stop people from traveling far, without a home but not without a star.
Here’s an improvised scene from the Chain Comedy gang this week. We are thrown onstage and given the direction: “This is the ‘Oh Boy We’re Going To Be Citizens Soon’ club.” And armed only with that information, we plunge headfirst into the comedic unknown. Hilarity hopefully ensues: